squdge 

Squdge is a tight, non-sexual hug, such as one would give a loved family member or close friend.

Grandma: "Oh sweetie, come give us a squdge."

squdge by Algor_Langeaux June 18, 2013

squdge 

When someone comes over to you and pushes your face together in their hands so that you look like some kind of deformed fat baby.

Person One: Come over here I want to squdge your face

Person Two: No go away ¬¬

Person One: *goes over and does it anyway*

Person Two: =(

squdge by vampire129 November 2, 2009

squdge 

The oozing of mud between one's toes. Heard on a Seattle NPR program titled "Says You!," where a panel of contestants attempt to correctly answer word questions relating to the English language.

The mud squdged as she barefootedly explored the marsh's shore.

squdge by James Miron February 14, 2006

squdge 

The line on your scrotum that runs vertically up the middle.

I'm gonna kick that homo in the squdge.
or
Lick my squdge, dickface.

squdge by MC Non Dairy November 7, 2003

Smudgeon 

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

Smudgeon by Suzins May 27, 2018

brain sludge 

Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.

I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.

brain sludge by PWS27 May 3, 2017

Sludge Cannon 

A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.

Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.

"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."

Sludge Cannon by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016