squarefax

in popular myth pie shop owners and bakers often telltheir young children scary stories of the pie man or more commonly known the squarefax.A Large squat fat person sometimes resembling the shape of a wheelie bin it speaks with an inbred slur, usually sighted scavenging for food, of which pies are its most preffered has been known to consume its own bodyweight of the chicken and mushroom variety, is not to be confused with the t,wasp a close relative almost exactly the same in every way except for colourful markings and a rectangular head as opposed to the perfect square of the squarefax.

"dad can i have another pie"
"no dear the squarefax broke into the house and ate them all"

by Haribo October 5, 2007

Spongebob Squarepants

1) Sea sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
2) A surprisingly funny cartoon on Nick, in the spirit of Ren and Stimpy minus all the gross-out humor.

I was sure Spongebob would be another sub-Rugrats moronfest, but it actually is quite clever, appealing to kids and adults alike. Good stuff, believe it or not.

by r00fles April 24, 2003

Spongebob Squarepants

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

by Patriot Gaming March 5, 2015

Cheesebob Squarepants

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.

Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!

by Less, Jess & The Pussy October 22, 2007

sketchbob squarepants

(adj) Hilarious way to describe a person, place, or thing as suspect, questionable, unsafe, dishonest, or disreputable. A play on words that nonsensically incorporates reference to cartoon character, Spongebob Squarepants.

synonym: sketchy

Whoa, duder! That wiring harness under your car looks sketchbob squarepants.

by Bozo McScrotus May 18, 2016

Squareface

Someone who enters an extreme state of sexual desires. They will release the tension either the easy way, or the hard way.. the victim has the choice.

Edward is a squareface tonight man I’m scared of what might happen to me.

by bonerhead69 July 17, 2018

Squaready

To be squaready is to be as boring as a square, but ready for anything.

Man for a professor he's pretty squaready for any of our shenanigans.

by Lokinario March 19, 2015