Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. I.E. Pooping out someone's dick.
by Detective D-slam May 27, 2008
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This man also may smell of carrots, and will have a creamy demeanor about him. You've been warned.
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This man also may smell of carrots, and will have a creamy demeanor about him. You've been warned.
Member of the Dean Koontz family tree.
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A really nice looking “toto” a.k.a pussy. Dominicans tend to usually scream SUANSONFON prior to ejaculating.”
“Damn stacey thats a beautiful SUANSONFON! Like wow!”
“Mamaciata dont stop…oh,…oh SUANSONFON”
“All i want to eat is SUANSONFON in my life“
“Mamaciata dont stop…oh,…oh SUANSONFON”
“All i want to eat is SUANSONFON in my life“
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