squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.

God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.

by Volktronn February 26, 2018

Squanching

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Stanchester

A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go

Stanchesters Miss burrow is a grumpy bitch.

by Seward+Gaines❤️🤣 March 10, 2019

Squanching

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

Squinched

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!

by Inzaen April 4, 2021

Squatcher

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids

I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher

by dw6245 December 19, 2009

squanching

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!

I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018