sqooze

verb- to squeeze one's buttcheeks together so that an unwanted fart cannot escape accidently.
pronunciation: skwoes

"i sqooze and i sqooze but it just came out"

by Majikmolacka August 6, 2006

Sqooze

To squeeze in tightly between two or more masses.

I squooze that melon tight.

My cousin sqooze through this door, and he is 350 pounds.

I squooze my hand is the most common !

by Midwest reese December 19, 2020

sloozey

a classy way of saying slut

Talia is such a sloozey sometimes, she just can't control herself

by Talia Sherman June 12, 2007

Sasquatch Snooze

Deep powerful nap one has that is normally accompanied with mouth open and heavy breathing or snoring. Often times comes after eating heavy meal.

After the big Thanksgiving dinner, we found Dad doing the Sasquatch Snooze on the recliner with large bread crumbs on his sweater.

by Sacramento Solon January 5, 2017

Shooze

Australian slang that describes seeing a large number of errors, typos and formatting issues in an email or document that it completely detracts from the original message or presentation.

There were so many mistakes in that email I just read. Shooze everywhere.

That presentation was nothing but Shooze.

by Ma-Fia July 12, 2019

Snooze Tapper

Someone, especially a significant other who hits their snooze button mega times and falls back to sleep while you're wide awake because of them.

I was up at 5am , but my wife slept another 20 minutes because she's a Snooze Tapper.

by CanarsieKid January 19, 2013

you snooze, you lose

an expression which states that anyone will miss out on a great opportunity if they don't remain aware or open to communication.

"I tried to call you about those concert tickets, but there was no answer...guess you were still crashed out.... so I took Marsha instead.
We had an awesome time, both at the show AND afterwards! :)"

"oh well, you snooze you lose I guess."

by hipster February 5, 2005