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spanosing 

The immoral act of choosing a new option and forsaking another for material gain. Often followed by indelible regret and tarnished legacy.
You hear about Tre? Bruh always thinkin grass is greener... left his fly girl for some shone up in Malibu. Tryna live that big mansion life.

Yeah man... spanosing his life away. Always finna flex. Once that spitfire die down all he be left with is spit. He gon regret it.
spanosing by jspeezy January 16, 2017
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A character from Rurouni Kenshin. He is the best friend of Kenshin. An ex-member of the Sekihoutai Troop. He has the word "bad" on his shirt back. He was an orphan when child, then Sozou Sagara took care of him. Then he knew Katsu. After a short time Sozou Sagara was killed and the two warriors was separated and became orphans again. 10 years later Sanosuke and Katsu meeted again to become the best friends ever...
Sanosuke and Katsu fights against the Meiji Government.
Sanosuke by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003

Swanosis 

A strong attraction to the guy/girl of your dreams. The condition of falling in love with "the one ". Life Mate.
The diagnosis for her was swanosis.
Swanosis by Hoppin Hal July 10, 2019
1. A man or woman, of greek dissent, who is an impressive perspicacious leader within a given community.

2. A golden greek god.

The word originated from the common name assigned to greek immigrants with a surname too complicated or inconsistant for immigration inspectors at Ellis Island, NY. Because most immigrants, by coincidence or the will of God, assigned with this name became quite successful or, in the least, badass people the word developed into the context in which is it used today.
"I told my grandpa I broke up with my girlfriend. He replied, you need to play the field more anyway. He's such a Spanos."

"So the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1am... he is no Spanos."

"I asked that Spanos if he wanted to go to my place. He said I could go but he was going to go ahead and stay."
Spanos by Carlo Monteque July 26, 2009
The poop stuck to your erection after having anal sex.
I had to wipe the spanos off my boner when I pulled out.
Spanos by Merkinfeltch January 16, 2017
High-waisted jeans / shorts that women wear to impress other women, or to deter men from being aroused.

A horrible women's fashion trend rekindled in 2012, which was last relevant in the late 1980's & very early 1990's.
Is that girl's ass on her neck, or is she just wearing Spanos?

Those Spanos make that woman's butt look flat.

Those hot pink Spanos make that pretty woman look like she lives in a halfway house.
Spanos by JRMong June 4, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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