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spurtprise

a surprise ejaculation either by premature ejaculation or as a practical joke.
I spurtprised my girlfriend this morning with a facial.
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Shartosis 

A sickness you get from eating bad food, or just being ugly.

When you get Shartosis you experience bad gas and diarrhea at the same time over and over, most times the sharts are projectile and get all over the place. And sometimes it take days for the sharting to stop.
"Dude last summer at our family barbecue my uncle got Shartosis."

"Dude last time I got Shartosis I slept in the bath tub for 2 days."
Shartosis by laqueefaorangejuice August 15, 2009
a disease of being or wanting to be like Spiros. in many situations it is the greatest urge of wanting Spiros.

Related symptoms/how to identify=
- wanting a hot young looking male... with chiseled hot pecs and six pack.
- getting hot flashes when seeing Spiros without his shirt on

Spirosis is also the name given to Spiros if he spreads spirosis to other people. Also, Spiros must be
- able to eat his body weight in one sitting and still have lost weight.
- extremely fast in and out of water.
- second to none.
Those girls over there have Spirosis.

Spirosis is spreading everywhere on Earth like the zombies in Resident Evil. Pretty soon spirosis will be universal.

Hey Spirosis. What's up?
spirosis by SPPREP08 May 14, 2009

multiple slurosis 

To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.
Dude, I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.
multiple slurosis by Bitboy May 29, 2007

multiple slurosis 

To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.
I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.
multiple slurosis by BitBoy June 18, 2007

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026