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spurtosis

Manuel is looking like he's going into a bit of spurtosis. His Miss's will be happy!
by MiltonMolt June 13, 2019
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spurtprise

a surprise ejaculation either by premature ejaculation or as a practical joke.
I spurtprised my girlfriend this morning with a facial.
by meatfluteofsavageblows July 21, 2012
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Shartosis

A sickness you get from eating bad food, or just being ugly.

When you get Shartosis you experience bad gas and diarrhea at the same time over and over, most times the sharts are projectile and get all over the place. And sometimes it take days for the sharting to stop.
"Dude last summer at our family barbecue my uncle got Shartosis."

"Dude last time I got Shartosis I slept in the bath tub for 2 days."
by laqueefaorangejuice August 15, 2009
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spirosis

a disease of being or wanting to be like Spiros. in many situations it is the greatest urge of wanting Spiros.

Related symptoms/how to identify=
- wanting a hot young looking male... with chiseled hot pecs and six pack.
- getting hot flashes when seeing Spiros without his shirt on

Spirosis is also the name given to Spiros if he spreads spirosis to other people. Also, Spiros must be
- able to eat his body weight in one sitting and still have lost weight.
- extremely fast in and out of water.
- second to none.
Those girls over there have Spirosis.

Spirosis is spreading everywhere on Earth like the zombies in Resident Evil. Pretty soon spirosis will be universal.

Hey Spirosis. What's up?
by SPPREP08 May 14, 2009
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multiple slurosis

To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.
Dude, I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.
by Bitboy May 29, 2007
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multiple slurosis

To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.
I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.
by BitBoy June 18, 2007
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