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spurtosis 

A growth spurt but for your dick
Manuel is looking like he's going into a bit of spurtosis. His Miss's will be happy!
spurtosis by MiltonMolt June 13, 2019
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spurtprise

a surprise ejaculation either by premature ejaculation or as a practical joke.
I spurtprised my girlfriend this morning with a facial.

Shartosis 

A sickness you get from eating bad food, or just being ugly.

When you get Shartosis you experience bad gas and diarrhea at the same time over and over, most times the sharts are projectile and get all over the place. And sometimes it take days for the sharting to stop.
"Dude last summer at our family barbecue my uncle got Shartosis."

"Dude last time I got Shartosis I slept in the bath tub for 2 days."
Shartosis by laqueefaorangejuice August 15, 2009
a disease of being or wanting to be like Spiros. in many situations it is the greatest urge of wanting Spiros.

Related symptoms/how to identify=
- wanting a hot young looking male... with chiseled hot pecs and six pack.
- getting hot flashes when seeing Spiros without his shirt on

Spirosis is also the name given to Spiros if he spreads spirosis to other people. Also, Spiros must be
- able to eat his body weight in one sitting and still have lost weight.
- extremely fast in and out of water.
- second to none.
Those girls over there have Spirosis.

Spirosis is spreading everywhere on Earth like the zombies in Resident Evil. Pretty soon spirosis will be universal.

Hey Spirosis. What's up?
spirosis by SPPREP08 May 14, 2009

multiple slurosis 

To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.
Dude, I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.
multiple slurosis by Bitboy May 29, 2007

multiple slurosis 

To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.
I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.
multiple slurosis by BitBoy June 18, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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