Puffalump

N. A lazy person who sits around the house all day smoking your weed and eating your food.

Man, I gotta get that puffalump off my couch.

by meatfluteofsavageblows November 07, 2013

spurtprise

a surprise ejaculation either by premature ejaculation or as a practical joke.

I spurtprised my girlfriend this morning with a facial.

by meatfluteofsavageblows July 18, 2012

Trucktimidation

The act of being a jerk while driving, using the size of your massive truck to intimidate smaller vehicles into moving out of your way.

"It's not my fault you have a tiny penis! I'm not gonna fall for your trucktimidation!"

by meatfluteofsavageblows January 30, 2018