spurry

fake, dishonest

Patricia flaked because she was "sick," turns out that spurry bitch only had a case of the common whore.

spurry by teabagmotel January 6, 2021

Spurrier 

Honor in liquid form. To the dishonorable, it appears as nothing more than a pink hand/dish soap. But to those that have fallen under the tutelage of The Grand Dragon, they are able to see it for what it truly is. When put in a fountain, a most honorable mound of suds will appear. This will wash the honor out of the fountain and allow the user of Spurrier (gift of The Grand Dragon) to claim this honor. Those that possess Spurrier are not to be taken lightly.

Uh, I went in the shed at Pizza Hut and found massive amounts of Spurrier! The Grand Dragon has smiled upon me! Now I will gain much honor tonight when I soap the Magic Mushroom Mountain!

Spurrier by Mr. Honor February 12, 2009

Spursy

To capitulate for no apparent reason like Tottenham Holtspur FC in the modern day Premier League seasons between 2015 and 2019. The team was flying high and looked to achieve some notable feat but then before they cross the finish line they start losing for no apparent reason.

Then suddenly it was over and they lost. It was so spursy.

Spursy by The Brit in Kentucky October 2, 2019

Spursy

To consistently and inevitably fail to live up to expectations. To bottle it.

My team only got to the last 16 -- they're a bit spursy.

Spursy by Beard Police May 14, 2014

sam scurry 

someone with undeniable sex appeal booty drop

wow! look at the ass on that sam scurry!
TOTALLY DUUUDE

sam scurry by sam scurry August 4, 2007

Scurryfunge 

A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time he/she knocks on the door.

-John Gould's Maine Lingo: Boiled Owls, Billdads, and Wazzats, 1975

My hectic scurryfunge was the result of a missed call from Bob saying he'd come over.

Scurryfunge by Hells Angel 69 June 1, 2009

Spursy

Tottenham's consistency fail to live up to expectations, drop points in crucial games that should have been won, and miss stunningly simple chances right in front of goal.

ex. Spurs fans are feeling something new; JOY! Happiness! They are winning, nothing could go wrong... JOINK! And the opposition have equalized, OH! And there's another, this is devastating for the fans. THAT'S SO SPURSY!

Spursy by SonOfATottenhamFan December 15, 2016