A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time he/she knocks on the door.

-John Gould's Maine Lingo: Boiled Owls, Billdads, and Wazzats, 1975
My hectic scurryfunge was the result of a missed call from Bob saying he'd come over.
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A sensation close to, but not(!) an orgasm.
That girl at the party was such a tease, she only gave me a scurryfunger.
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the unsightly habit of compulsively masturbating in a public setting.
The girl in front of me was totally scurryfungering during math class.
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A scurryfunge is a hasty and frantic cleaning spree or tidying up of a room just before unexpected guests arrive. It's the whirlwind of activity that ensues when you realize your home looks like a hurricane hit it, and you need to make it presentable in the shortest time possible.
Usage Example 1: "When the doorbell rang unexpectedly, Sarah had to embark on a mad scurryfunge to hide the laundry mountain and clean up the pizza boxes."

Usage Example 2: "Upon hearing that her in-laws were coming over, Lisa launched into a full-blown scurryfunge, enlisting the entire family in a race against the clock to make the house spotless."
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The act of removing a frog from a pond.
We are going to go scurryfungering on Friday so bring a bucket.
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