scurryfunger 

A sensation close to, but not(!) an orgasm.

That girl at the party was such a tease, she only gave me a scurryfunger.

scurryfunger by djdanko February 23, 2010

scurryfunger 

the unsightly habit of compulsively masturbating in a public setting.

The girl in front of me was totally scurryfungering during math class.

scurryfunger by SortaKindaJustSayin' October 19, 2009

scurryfunger 

The act of removing a frog from a pond.

We are going to go scurryfungering on Friday so bring a bucket.

scurryfunger by athleticbaby42 January 5, 2010

Scurryfunge 

A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time he/she knocks on the door.

-John Gould's Maine Lingo: Boiled Owls, Billdads, and Wazzats, 1975

My hectic scurryfunge was the result of a missed call from Bob saying he'd come over.

Scurryfunge by Hells Angel 69 June 1, 2009

Scurryfunge 

A scurryfunge is a hasty and frantic cleaning spree or tidying up of a room just before unexpected guests arrive. It's the whirlwind of activity that ensues when you realize your home looks like a hurricane hit it, and you need to make it presentable in the shortest time possible.

Usage Example 1: "When the doorbell rang unexpectedly, Sarah had to embark on a mad scurryfunge to hide the laundry mountain and clean up the pizza boxes."

Usage Example 2: "Upon hearing that her in-laws were coming over, Lisa launched into a full-blown scurryfunge, enlisting the entire family in a race against the clock to make the house spotless."

Scurryfunge by dgassadf November 2, 2023