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scurryfunger 

the unsightly habit of compulsively masturbating in a public setting.
The girl in front of me was totally scurryfungering during math class.
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scurryfunger 

The act of removing a frog from a pond.
We are going to go scurryfungering on Friday so bring a bucket.
scurryfunger by athleticbaby42 January 5, 2010

Scurryfunge 

A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time he/she knocks on the door.

-John Gould's Maine Lingo: Boiled Owls, Billdads, and Wazzats, 1975
My hectic scurryfunge was the result of a missed call from Bob saying he'd come over.
Scurryfunge by Hells Angel 69 June 1, 2009
Word of the Day on April 29, 2024

Scurryfunge 

A scurryfunge is a hasty and frantic cleaning spree or tidying up of a room just before unexpected guests arrive. It's the whirlwind of activity that ensues when you realize your home looks like a hurricane hit it, and you need to make it presentable in the shortest time possible.
Usage Example 1: "When the doorbell rang unexpectedly, Sarah had to embark on a mad scurryfunge to hide the laundry mountain and clean up the pizza boxes."

Usage Example 2: "Upon hearing that her in-laws were coming over, Lisa launched into a full-blown scurryfunge, enlisting the entire family in a race against the clock to make the house spotless."
Scurryfunge by dgassadf November 2, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026