One of Leonardo da Vinci's lesser known works in which he described, in minute detail, the design for a time travel machine. Late in the 20th century, these journals were sold to Microsoft Corporation in order the fund ongoing anthropological quests for the Holy Grail by a private historian, based somewhere in the former USSR. It is believed that the forthcoming
Windows release, Longhorn,
will contain time travel capabilities which are currently under development at Microsoft's Redmond
HQ, under the project
name "Visual Surgleyfonk#++.NET".
Have you
got Service Pack 2 for Visual Surgleyfonk#++.NET
yet? It's important; it corrects a potentially harmful
exploit in SPACETIMECONTINUUM.dll.