A disease that emerged during
2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the
world health organisation.
The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected
person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to
cream your
pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you
don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box
will be 9000 times worse than covid-
19"