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spunktoast
Game where a group of guys jack off on a piece of toast and the last one to come eats the toast. Also called "Soggy Biscuit" in the U.K.
You had better not be really drunk when you play spunktoast or you will end up eating the soggy biscuit.
spunktoast by dontplaythisgame September 2, 2010
Related Words
Spunk Loaf • spunk loader • Spucklafuckass • Spunklatorm • spunklord • Spunk toast • punk loaf • Spon Loaf • Spunk-lard • spunk lash
Spunk Loaf
The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf
Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.
Spunk Loaf by e-rips September 23, 2003
Spucklafuckass
Spuck-La-Fuck-Ass
An exclamatory term used for anything that conventional profanity can not describe properly.
An exclamatory term used for anything that conventional profanity can not describe properly.
Spucklafuckass by TuatsuOtter February 2, 2010
Spunklatorm
Spunklatorm by Titii c: April 27, 2012
spunklord
spunklord by captinenterthighs May 11, 2016
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
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ulzzang
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