spunkloaf

Beating off while simultaneously pinching a loaf.

I had such a bad piss hard-on the other day while taking a crap, I decided to whack off at the tame time I took a dump. I took a spunkloaf!

by Chilidog December 14, 2007

spunktoast

Game where a group of guys jack off on a piece of toast and the last one to come eats the toast. Also called "Soggy Biscuit" in the U.K.

You had better not be really drunk when you play spunktoast or you will end up eating the soggy biscuit.

by dontplaythisgame September 2, 2010

Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf

Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.

by e-rips September 23, 2003

Spucklafuckass

Spuck-La-Fuck-Ass

An exclamatory term used for anything that conventional profanity can not describe properly.

Damn it! This game is impossible! What a bunch of spucklafuckass!!!

by TuatsuOtter February 2, 2010

Spunklatorm

The idea that everyone in the world is stupid, except for you and your best friend.

We are Spunklatorminists.

"Hey dude, are you going to the Spunklatorm Convention?"

by Titii c: April 27, 2012

spunklord

A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual man. Related terms such as cumlord,spunkmaster

Gosh... that guy jose is suck a spunklord

by captinenterthighs May 11, 2016