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spunktoast
Game where a group of guys jack off on a piece of toast and the last one to come eats the toast. Also called "Soggy Biscuit" in the U.K.
You had better not be really drunk when you play spunktoast or you will end up eating the soggy biscuit.
spunktoast by dontplaythisgame September 2, 2010
Related Words
Spunk Loaf • spunk loader • Spucklafuckass • Spunklatorm • spunklord • Spunk toast • punk loaf • Spon Loaf • Spunk-lard • spunk lash
Spunk Loaf
The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf
Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.
Spunk Loaf by e-rips September 23, 2003
Spucklafuckass
Spuck-La-Fuck-Ass
An exclamatory term used for anything that conventional profanity can not describe properly.
An exclamatory term used for anything that conventional profanity can not describe properly.
Spucklafuckass by TuatsuOtter February 2, 2010
Spunklatorm
Spunklatorm by Titii c: April 27, 2012
spunklord
spunklord by captinenterthighs May 11, 2016
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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