Spunk-lard 

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole

Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!

Spunk-lard by Lunatic Fringe September 4, 2008

Spunkard 

A woman/man who is addicted to the taste/consistency of spunk.

Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"

Spunkard by Robert Cuntree March 8, 2009

Spunktard

A person/object which is certainly uncool and very annoying, and deserves to be eaten by a wild pack of bears/gorrillas/rabbits. An example of this is Bacob, our best friends. Stevie Seymour, the famous guy, is certainly not a Spunktard.

That boy's a right old spunktard, I mean, look at his shoes..

Spunktard by alrightjizzthen December 3, 2009

Spunktard

A slur you use to call someone that failed no nut November

Dude did you here about James! He failed No nut november what a spunktard

Spunktard by WillMD November 12, 2019

spunktard

its means that your silly or has said or done somthing stupid.

person 1: i like my mum with cheese
person 2: shut up you spunktard

spunktard by pawliusfish June 29, 2006

spunklord 

A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual man. Related terms such as cumlord,spunkmaster

Gosh... that guy jose is suck a spunklord

spunklord by captinenterthighs May 11, 2016

Spunkard

Someone who spunks.
(Similar to “drunkard” - someone who drinks.)

Why is there a stain on your pants? What are you, a spunkard?

Spunkard by Auntie Floyd January 30, 2026