A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
The accumulation of a large group of males into a small area or enclosed room/house/party. The absence of females makes this situation very homoerotic and can convert some borderline homocurious males into the act of "fagging out".
The only known cure is the introduction of a set of breasts and a vagina. Most often preferred together as a set, but can be introduced seperately...
The only known cure is the introduction of a set of breasts and a vagina. Most often preferred together as a set, but can be introduced seperately...
Dirk and the rest of the football team went over to Stu's house for a keg party. It was supposed to be "man night", so no cheerleaders were invited.
When I got there the Cock Broth was so thick I bumped my thigh against at least 4 jock straps on the way to the bathroom. These guys need to add some vaginas to this party... quick!
When I got there the Cock Broth was so thick I bumped my thigh against at least 4 jock straps on the way to the bathroom. These guys need to add some vaginas to this party... quick!
by e-rips April 09, 2007
Adj.
A term used to describe a massively mangled colon. Deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal anal intercourse. Sometimes getting so "battered" that said hole is left gaping and hanging.
A term used to describe a massively mangled colon. Deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal anal intercourse. Sometimes getting so "battered" that said hole is left gaping and hanging.
Mary was saving herself for marriage, so the only way she could divulge in her lusty desires was to indulge in the anal intercourse. She was commonly bent over so much that she is almost a permanent hunch back.
In time, her ass turned into such a BATTERED CAVERN that we could hear echos when she farted.
In time, her ass turned into such a BATTERED CAVERN that we could hear echos when she farted.
by e-rips December 15, 2003
A homosexual man who gets analy destroyed by various partners, one vicious pounding session after another. After time the queer's Battered Cavern gets very round and open, but very tempting and aromatic to other queers. Thus, making him a regular colon-ary delight to the likes of the rectal loving community.
;the pillow biting version of a female slut
;the pillow biting version of a female slut
Garth was looking for a littel anal getaway to store his gay groin in. Garth warmed his cold member up in Dylan's Queer Oven and they both enjoyed the spoils of thier feces lined caverns
by e-rips November 05, 2004
A euphamism for masterbation. Similar to a Skin Flute.
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed
Barney was so lonely on Saturday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his KNUCKLE TRUMPET
by e-rips October 08, 2003
A party prank usually played in the South Eastern part of the US, but enjoyed world-wide. The prankster vigorously masterbated into a snow cone, mixing his Man Ranch into the ice and flavoring. Thus creating a LOAD CONE for his friend (or girlfriend) to enjoy without his (or her) knowledge.
Ronald beat off into Marcie's ice treat and gave her a nice warm LOAD CONE of his love for her to enjoy. Minutes later she proclaimed it was the best thing she's eaten in years...
by e-rips September 29, 2003
An accidental wiping of the eyebrow during a bowl movement.
Usually occurs when someone has to expell a Massive Shit and a lot of sweating occurs. During the wipe, a finger mildly brazes the turd being wiped. Then, the person wipes his/her eyebrow to clear the sweat of a job well done, leaving a smear of fecal matter on the eyebrow or forehead. Thus, a BROWN BROW...
Usually occurs when someone has to expell a Massive Shit and a lot of sweating occurs. During the wipe, a finger mildly brazes the turd being wiped. Then, the person wipes his/her eyebrow to clear the sweat of a job well done, leaving a smear of fecal matter on the eyebrow or forehead. Thus, a BROWN BROW...
Jimmy had to unload a big one earlier. He must have not looked in the mirror because he didn't notice the brown brow he came out of the shitter with
by e-rips September 23, 2003