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The accumulation of a large group of males into a small area or enclosed room/house/party. The absence of females makes this situation very homoerotic and can convert some borderline homocurious males into the act of "fagging out".
The only known cure is the introduction of a set of breasts and a vagina. Most often preferred together as a set, but can be introduced seperately...
The only known cure is the introduction of a set of breasts and a vagina. Most often preferred together as a set, but can be introduced seperately...
Dirk and the rest of the football team went over to Stu's house for a keg party. It was supposed to be "man night", so no cheerleaders were invited.
When I got there the Cock Broth was so thick I bumped my thigh against at least 4 jock straps on the way to the bathroom. These guys need to add some vaginas to this party... quick!
When I got there the Cock Broth was so thick I bumped my thigh against at least 4 jock straps on the way to the bathroom. These guys need to add some vaginas to this party... quick!
by e-rips April 13, 2007
Get the Cock Broth mug.The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.
His dad never let him use the car again...
His dad never let him use the car again...
by e-rips January 25, 2007
Get the Poo Lagoon mug.The Shot Knights are a group of dedicated individuals bent on the spread of fun, friends and drinking. With its sole existance comprised of defending the honor of drinking and spreading the word of alcohol, Shot Knights will conquer all evil by the mere act of taking a shot.
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Forged in the bars and living rooms of Houston, the Shot Knights shall march on in the name of drinking and just having a damn good time. Official members of the USBDT, the Shot Knights are here to represent their drinking bretheren in body and in spirit. Raise one and toast the Shot Knights...
Visit them: www.shotknights.com
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Forged in the bars and living rooms of Houston, the Shot Knights shall march on in the name of drinking and just having a damn good time. Official members of the USBDT, the Shot Knights are here to represent their drinking bretheren in body and in spirit. Raise one and toast the Shot Knights...
Visit them: www.shotknights.com
The Shot Knights are here to drink and drink they shall. Watch out for those bottles of liquor, for they will be empty very soon...
by e-rips August 14, 2006
Get the Shot Knights mug.A homosexual man who gets analy destroyed by various partners, one vicious pounding session after another. After time the queer's Battered Cavern gets very round and open, but very tempting and aromatic to other queers. Thus, making him a regular colon-ary delight to the likes of the rectal loving community.
;the pillow biting version of a female slut
;the pillow biting version of a female slut
Garth was looking for a littel anal getaway to store his gay groin in. Garth warmed his cold member up in Dylan's Queer Oven and they both enjoyed the spoils of thier feces lined caverns
by e-rips November 4, 2004
Get the Queer Oven mug.The condition of a female vaginal cavity during a Sexual Transmitted Disease. Scabs form over the open sores in the cavity and produce a very rigid environment.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.
Ricky Milton was gonna get him his first hooker with his birthday money he got from his mom. When he finally got naked and inserted into his new birthday present he was greeted with a the GRIT SLIT from hell. Being the non-quitter he is, he was determined to ride Sandpaper Sally to the end. So he pumped and pumped until his bone exploded all over it. The next few weeks he spent pissing blood and peeling scabs.
by e-rips January 6, 2004
Get the Grit Slit mug.The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.
Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...
by e-rips January 5, 2004
Get the Phallic Salad mug.The act of viciously sodomizing a female that has profuse acne in and about the buttocks area. The massive thrusting motion ruptures the white tops of the zits, cause all the accumulated pus to spill out onto the butt cheeks and into the colon. Often used as a 'natural' lubricant to aid in the anal penetration.
The aftermath usually leaves a large and unsightly mess on both participants.
The aftermath usually leaves a large and unsightly mess on both participants.
After Betty, the zit queen, had come out of the back room at Bill's party she was hesitant to sit down. We could all tell that Jimmy had give her quite a PUS THRUST earlier because he had a bunch of caked white goo on the front of his pants. What a sick fuck!
by e-rips December 30, 2003
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