A euphamism for masterbation. Similar to a Skin Flute.
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed
Barney was so lonely on Saturday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his KNUCKLE TRUMPET
by e-rips October 08, 2003
A party prank usually played in the South Eastern part of the US, but enjoyed world-wide. The prankster vigorously masterbated into a snow cone, mixing his Man Ranch into the ice and flavoring. Thus creating a LOAD CONE for his friend (or girlfriend) to enjoy without his (or her) knowledge.
Ronald beat off into Marcie's ice treat and gave her a nice warm LOAD CONE of his love for her to enjoy. Minutes later she proclaimed it was the best thing she's eaten in years...
by e-rips September 29, 2003
An accidental wiping of the eyebrow during a bowl movement.
Usually occurs when someone has to expell a Massive Shit and a lot of sweating occurs. During the wipe, a finger mildly brazes the turd being wiped. Then, the person wipes his/her eyebrow to clear the sweat of a job well done, leaving a smear of fecal matter on the eyebrow or forehead. Thus, a BROWN BROW...
Usually occurs when someone has to expell a Massive Shit and a lot of sweating occurs. During the wipe, a finger mildly brazes the turd being wiped. Then, the person wipes his/her eyebrow to clear the sweat of a job well done, leaving a smear of fecal matter on the eyebrow or forehead. Thus, a BROWN BROW...
Jimmy had to unload a big one earlier. He must have not looked in the mirror because he didn't notice the brown brow he came out of the shitter with
by e-rips September 23, 2003
A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
The condition of a female vaginal cavity during a Sexual Transmitted Disease. Scabs form over the open sores in the cavity and produce a very rigid environment.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.
Ricky Milton was gonna get him his first hooker with his birthday money he got from his mom. When he finally got naked and inserted into his new birthday present he was greeted with a the GRIT SLIT from hell. Being the non-quitter he is, he was determined to ride Sandpaper Sally to the end. So he pumped and pumped until his bone exploded all over it. The next few weeks he spent pissing blood and peeling scabs.
by e-rips January 06, 2004
The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.
Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...
by e-rips January 05, 2004
The Shot Knights are a group of dedicated individuals bent on the spread of fun, friends and drinking. With its sole existance comprised of defending the honor of drinking and spreading the word of alcohol, Shot Knights will conquer all evil by the mere act of taking a shot.
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Forged in the bars and living rooms of Houston, the Shot Knights shall march on in the name of drinking and just having a damn good time. Official members of the USBDT, the Shot Knights are here to represent their drinking bretheren in body and in spirit. Raise one and toast the Shot Knights...
Visit them: www.shotknights.com
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Forged in the bars and living rooms of Houston, the Shot Knights shall march on in the name of drinking and just having a damn good time. Official members of the USBDT, the Shot Knights are here to represent their drinking bretheren in body and in spirit. Raise one and toast the Shot Knights...
Visit them: www.shotknights.com
The Shot Knights are here to drink and drink they shall. Watch out for those bottles of liquor, for they will be empty very soon...
by e-rips August 15, 2006