spunktoast

Game where a group of guys jack off on a piece of toast and the last one to come eats the toast. Also called "Soggy Biscuit" in the U.K.

You had better not be really drunk when you play spunktoast or you will end up eating the soggy biscuit.

by dontplaythisgame September 2, 2010

Spunkmaster

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.

I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

spanktastic

1.) Someone or something so sexy that it makes you want to spank the monkey.
2.) An ass so fine that when you see it you want to give it a smack.
3.) A severe bitch-slap beat down.

Wow that porn was spanktastic!
Holy shit that ass is spanktastic!
He got shit-kicked last night it was spanktastic!

by roughhausen December 14, 2008

spanktastical

A fantastic, magical girl who that is so hot that you can't stop touching yourself.

The sexy redheaded girl I made out with tonight was spanktastical.

by spanktasticalMike October 19, 2015

Spunktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"Her baps are spunktastic"

by Machtzu October 18, 2004

spanktastic

Adj. A description attributed to a place, emotion or person to convey the feeling of excitement and satisfaction often with undertones of sexuality.

"That girl is totally spanktastic."

by Pip April 24, 2003

spanktastic

Used to describe something which is excellent, shit hot, worth the wait etc.
Opposite of craptastic

dude1: woooww, dude2 my mum is soo totally spanktastic!
dude2: ?

by Carnophage December 17, 2004