the fountain

While taking a piss and getting someone to look at your junk. It is worth 7 kicks to the ass of the observer while calling them names making them apear gay.
Chris: Dude did you just get Gerber to look at your dick? Skyler: Yeah man I gave em the fountain!!!!!
by armyman56m October 17, 2010
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Fountainable

Technically farmable but really not. Tool of scummy mobile game publishers.
Publisher: SSM is finally fountainable! User: No it's not, fuck you.
by BearCode April 07, 2021
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fountain

Verb. To consume a beverage from a bottle or carton by pouring it in your mouth without touching the opening with your lips. Usually done to prevent the spread of germs or undesired backwash.
Friend 1: Yo, I'm thirsty. Can I have some of your Mountain Dew? Friend 2: Yeah but you better fountain it. I don't need to be drinkin' your spit.
by JackalopeJess January 27, 2013
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Fountaining

A sexual act where one partner urinates into another partner's mouth who has a gaged labret piercing. As the first partner is urinating, it simultaneously flows from the labret piercing.
Kayley cried after a good fountaining by Rich. She sobbed as the backwash burned.
by Rich and Jackie September 25, 2007
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fountain

Its basically when you are having sex with someone and then for example your partner pees and it looks like a fountain.
First guy *pees* His partner: Wow.. you were like a fountain..!
by xjiwon February 22, 2021
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fountain

When a woman orgasms so strongly she secretes her love juices violently. Volume is enough to be felt dripping off her partners balls!
We had sex till she fountained
by The MG July 21, 2006
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Fountain

The act of laying down in the shower, and spreading your legs, and taking a piss aiming it at the drain.
Hey bro, I just fountained in the shower, you should try it!!
by SardineBro99 January 19, 2021
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