Spunkmuffin

A muffin that most certainly has been ejaculated upon, therefore being tainted in a way only spunkeaters will love.

Would you like a Spunkmuffin?? its basically a muffin covered in gooey spunk???

Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??

Spunkmuffin by There isnt enough space to fit August 11, 2009

Spunkmuffin

A Spunkmuffin is someone who craves a muffin and feels the need to perform sexual pleasure on themself in the pursuit of msgical release.

John had a spunkmuffin moment the other day.

Spunkmuffin by e1hanG November 19, 2020

punkmuffin 

someone who is definitely a punk but sweet like a muffin.

You're normally so sweet, quit being such a punkmuffin.

punkmuffin by esteban_G September 9, 2010

Stankmuffin 

A smelly vagina having an odor intoxicating like that of a muffin out of the oven.

-Jack: Dude I want her stank muffin!

-Shaun: Ewww bruh wtf. That stankmuffin isn't safe. Probably got a yeast infection!

-Jack: Yeah your probably right, I just love me a stankmuffin so much!

Stankmuffin by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016

skunkmuffin 

a rotten box, smelly vag, etc.

Gary: "Why the hell arent you smiling today Mohammad, I seen that fine lookin peice of tail you went home with last night dude?"
Mohammad: "Fuck Gary I'll tell ya why! Skunkmuffin Gary that's why, You fuckin happy now Gary? You SOB that was your wife and You knew what I was in for, thanks a lot Gary ya Motherfucker!"
Gary: "WHAT, who the fuck was it?"
Mohammad: "Fuck You Gary"

skunkmuffin by Vendetta Fist November 1, 2017

spunkpuffin 

A spunkpuffin is an ineffectual person with a tendency to twaterosty with bellenderous leanings. For example, a heejiit, a git, a dickhead, a plonker, a wanker.

"Oh Tarquin, you completely bellenderous spunkpuffin."

spunkpuffin by november2000 July 30, 2018

Skankmuffin 

a term simply defined by these two parts:
Skank - whore
Muffin - something sweet, unless its Bran. No one likes Bran. Skankmuffins are bran.

Molly is such a skankmuffin.

Skankmuffin by Yeahyouwerethinkingittooo November 29, 2010