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spunkpuffin 

A spunkpuffin is an ineffectual person with a tendency to twaterosty with bellenderous leanings. For example, a heejiit, a git, a dickhead, a plonker, a wanker.
"Oh Tarquin, you completely bellenderous spunkpuffin."
spunkpuffin by november2000 July 30, 2018
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spunkdrunk 

1. A female or gay male who has drank alot of cum.

2. A derogatory term intended for females.
"Dude, that chick you made out with last night sucked off like 3 guys before you. She was spunkdrunk before you even got there."
spunkdrunk by tyler finlay December 14, 2008

Spunkmuffin

A muffin that most certainly has been ejaculated upon, therefore being tainted in a way only spunkeaters will love.
Would you like a Spunkmuffin?? its basically a muffin covered in gooey spunk???

Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??

Spunkmuffin

A Spunkmuffin is someone who craves a muffin and feels the need to perform sexual pleasure on themself in the pursuit of msgical release.
John had a spunkmuffin moment the other day.
Spunkmuffin by e1hanG November 19, 2020

spunkfluff 

Cuming and farting at the same time
Jack spunkfluffed before the woman
spunkfluff by Ejfkcfmekekd March 20, 2025