Spunkdruff

The white powdery residue left in ones pants or briefs after participating in unprotected intercourse and not washing.

gosh i have a bad case of spunkdruff. Should have got a baby wipe on that sooner

by spunkdruff February 20, 2011

spunkpuffin

A spunkpuffin is an ineffectual person with a tendency to twaterosty with bellenderous leanings. For example, a heejiit, a git, a dickhead, a plonker, a wanker.

"Oh Tarquin, you completely bellenderous spunkpuffin."

by november2000 July 30, 2018

spunkdrunk

1. A female or gay male who has drank alot of cum.

2. A derogatory term intended for females.

"Dude, that chick you made out with last night sucked off like 3 guys before you. She was spunkdrunk before you even got there."

by tyler finlay December 14, 2008

Spunkmuffin

A muffin that most certainly has been ejaculated upon, therefore being tainted in a way only spunkeaters will love.

Would you like a Spunkmuffin?? its basically a muffin covered in gooey spunk???

Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??

by There isnt enough space to fit August 11, 2009

Spunkmuffin

A Spunkmuffin is someone who craves a muffin and feels the need to perform sexual pleasure on themself in the pursuit of msgical release.

John had a spunkmuffin moment the other day.

by e1hanG November 19, 2020

spunkfluff

Cuming and farting at the same time

Jack spunkfluffed before the woman

by Ejfkcfmekekd March 20, 2025