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spunkpuffin 

A spunkpuffin is an ineffectual person with a tendency to twaterosty with bellenderous leanings. For example, a heejiit, a git, a dickhead, a plonker, a wanker.
"Oh Tarquin, you completely bellenderous spunkpuffin."
spunkpuffin by november2000 July 30, 2018
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spunkdrunk 

1. A female or gay male who has drank alot of cum.

2. A derogatory term intended for females.
"Dude, that chick you made out with last night sucked off like 3 guys before you. She was spunkdrunk before you even got there."
spunkdrunk by tyler finlay December 14, 2008

Spunkmuffin

A muffin that most certainly has been ejaculated upon, therefore being tainted in a way only spunkeaters will love.
Would you like a Spunkmuffin?? its basically a muffin covered in gooey spunk???

Why yes that would be lovely, can i have some pubes to sprinkle on top??

Spunkmuffin

A Spunkmuffin is someone who craves a muffin and feels the need to perform sexual pleasure on themself in the pursuit of msgical release.
John had a spunkmuffin moment the other day.
Spunkmuffin by e1hanG November 19, 2020

spunkfluff 

Cuming and farting at the same time
Jack spunkfluffed before the woman
spunkfluff by Ejfkcfmekekd March 20, 2025

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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