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Spunkey

The name of a not very well known monkey, who likes to wank a lot of spurt out semen.
by Hugo January 27, 2004
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Spunkey

A person that looks like a monkey that always gets covered in sperm (spunk)
Ted: it's that slut
Ronald: she's a spunkey showing up here.
Ted: haha yeah spunkey.
by Mattzyandkenzie December 4, 2013
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look at that spunkey over there he is fucking out of it wat a wanker
by paul holohan August 1, 2006
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Spunkey the Cat God

Limecat’s Evil Twin. Separated at birth, Limecat never heard of Spunkey until years later when he showed up to claim his rightful share of Limecat’s wealth. Limecat defeated his corrupted brother in single combat, but not before he got a few more gashes in the mystic rind!

Followers of the so called “cat god” are usually very sensitive to sunlight, and freely practice dark arts. If you see one of Spunkey’s disciples you would be wise to fight to the death, for the wrath of Limecat’s displeasure would be worse then any fate at the hands of Spunkey ten fold.
Spunkey the Cat God carries no mystic Rind, it is his greatest flaw.
by Damen55 July 29, 2008
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Spunky Richard

The best man you'll meet, he is very courageous and determined. You never know what comes next with him. He is also sexually attractive. If you are lucky enough to ever meet him, keep him around for a long time. Get your self a Spunky Richard
Gabby: Yo, that Spunky Richard is on hell of a man.

Zali: I know right!

Ariana: I want myself a Spunk Richard!
by spunky_richard August 19, 2020
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Spunky Monkey

n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with definite coffee tones. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 shots Kahlua
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.

A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Orangutan. For those who don't like coffee at all, replace the Kahlua with Bailey's Irish Cream. While chocolatey and without coffee bitterness of the Spunky Monkey, it also has an amazing hint of marchino cherry. Also very tasty!
Hey barkeep! Another Spunky Monkey, please!
by Dan Weyandt April 10, 2008
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Spunky Orangutan

n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with remarkable marchino cherry tones, even though it has no marchino cherries. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.

A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!
Hey barkeep! Another Spunky Orangutan, please!
by Dan Weyandt April 18, 2008
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