spunkability

The ability to ejaculate with force, accuracy and consistency

I showed high levels of spunkability last night.

by Andrew Topps October 24, 2004

Skankability

When you hang out with someone who usually hangs with skank and it makes you question your own skankiness.

The girl says "He always hangs with skanks" the other girls says "I always hang with him. Does that make me a skank?" The girl says " you need to check your Skankability."

by Nan2bop April 25, 2015

suckability

the quality or trait of suckiness, or just being sucky or the state of sucking

1. Ever since the Spice Girls hit it big, "teen pop" has ruled the airwaves and pop music has been awesome in its flat-out suckability.

2. TV today has a high degree of suckability.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

Spurtability

Things (anythings) coming in spurts, or sudden bursts.

Announcer 1: "Their scoring has really come in spurts in the second half, and you've got to have it, spurtability is what I like to call it."

by PedroiasArmy September 14, 2011

Spankability Scale

A scale (usually 1-10) by which to judge a woman's beauty. The unit of measure being the likeleyhood or frequency that you will masturbate to fantasies of her.

That chick is so fucking hot, she's definitely a 10 on the Spankability Scale!

by LtcOliverNorth May 7, 2003

suckability

The quality by which a penis is described in terms of how prime it is for being given a blowjob, or to be sucked at all. (factors include: length, width, etc.) *can be described in quantitative or qualitative terms*

Franklin: Thomas, how was your date with Megan last night?
Thomas: It went wonderfully, she sucked my dick.
Franklin: I'm not surprised, your dick's suckability is OVER NINE-THOUSANDDDDD!!1

by Sandra Lewis April 7, 2010

skankability

How easy or suitable a particular song is for skanking.

"This 3rd Wave Ska song has some Serious Skankability!"
"You're right... lets skank!"

by Snow_Bunny_Skanker June 27, 2005