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Spankability Scale

A scale (usually 1-10) by which to judge a woman's beauty. The unit of measure being the likeleyhood or frequency that you will masturbate to fantasies of her.
That chick is so fucking hot, she's definitely a 10 on the Spankability Scale!

spunkability

The ability to ejaculate with force, accuracy and consistency
I showed high levels of spunkability last night.
spunkability by Andrew Topps October 24, 2004

Spamability 

The word used to describe something's ability to be spammed.
The Tec-9's spamability is almost non-existent after that pistol update in CS:GO
Spamability by Firebending Gecko August 10, 2017

Speedability

The best roblox parkour player and content creator with over 700000 subscribers, also his balls are the size of watermelons and he gets 47.36% of all bitches on planet earth.
Speedability is cool lol lmao xd lmfao uwu dogwater piss
Speedability by not speedabliliy April 21, 2022

snakability 

one capable of being a low down skunk. can apply to someone that operates continuously as a shithead or to those that manipulate a situation for their own gain.
"Can you believe that bastard, he stole $20 off my counter?" "
Yeah brother, that dick lick has snakability."
snakability by Russ Winther January 8, 2006

Seatability 

The ability to seat outside dining.
We have great seatability in our outside patio now
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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