Spudman 

(n.) The alibi of a strikingly handsome individual with superhuman powers that are too insanely many to name. Also referred to as "Incredibly-Awesome Man". His insignia is the delectable potato.

Note: This is, unfortunately, an extremely rough definition. There is absolutely no way to truly define Spudman, as his supercoolness exceeds that which can be described by any spoken language. In a few thousand years English will evolve to include the critical components of his impeccable nature that can be conveyed through words. Until then, mediocrity shall have to suffice.

With a debonaire disposition, Spudman set out to save the world one daunting physics problem at a time.

Spudman by Tater Tot July 14, 2006

Spudman 

A non-super hero with homosexual tendencies. He doesn't fight crime or any worth-while. He basically works at a crappy job and invents new ways to slow down the production and efficiency of his fellow workers by shoving potatoes up his arse. Thus, he'll claim worker's comp and other handouts.

That new guy in acctounting is such a Spudman. He just lays around waiting for something to hurt him so he can collect a check without working.

Spudman by Decon 4 and waiting June 1, 2010

spudman flugle

originaly spiderman vidio game-
an extremely hard, highly rated sexual position by german/swedish newcomers

santa i want spudman flugle for christmas

spudman flugle by ash $ dani January 6, 2008

Studman69 

A recurring theme on fark. A poster that points out minor flaws in threads about attractive womaen.

Often accompanied by a photo of a man of subpar looks typing in the quote below in a screenshot of the Fark comments section of an article.

Studman69: "I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard"

Studman69 by curmudge0n April 26, 2011

Spudwank 

A man with a small cock who constantly wanks himself off causing shrunken genitals

get your hand off your cock you fucking spudwank

Spudwank by bigspudwank September 13, 2009

spudmonkee

A cross between a Potato, Monkey and a swell chap. Good stuff.

Hey look it's a beautiful spudmonkee!

spudmonkee by spudmonkee July 29, 2012

Sudman 

1. An irritating person who's sole goal in life is to irk those that he surrounds and drive people to so much distress and feelings of annoyance that they are compelled to resort to extreme action
2. An insulting and very mean person; a douchebag

Watch out, there is a Sudman approaching, we should leave before he starts speaking!

Sudman by Sudmanster June 21, 2016