sptky 

acronym for “so proud to know you”

everything you are is everything you need to do big things in this world. SPTKY!

sptky by jampuffs April 27, 2022

Spiky no no plant 

This is a meme originated by Maxx Danziger, a drummer in band known as Set It Off.

Cody Carson: *gives him a horned melon* "If you had to name it, what would you name it?"
Maxx Danziger: "Spiky no no plant"

Spiky no no plant by ♥𝘊𝘰𝘥𝘺♥𝘝𝘪𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘴 January 20, 2019

Spiky Condom

The Spiky Condom is a shot of alcohol consisting of Goldschlager, Grenadine, Crown Royal, and Red Bull. The shot must be taken quickly and should NEVER be smelled before consumption. The first and most recognizable ingredient, Goldschlager, is the spikes of the Spiky Condom. It is then followed by the Crown Royal which counteracts the "Big Red" flavor making your taste buds pulsate, all while keeping it classy. The Grenadine was chosen for it's deep red color properties, which of course hints at the consequences of a Spiky Condom (Both literally and figuratively). Lastly, the Red Bull puts everything back into perspective by bringing two of your five senses back for a very short period of time. Your vision and your hearing. Use this time wisely as your clear vision and ability to understand people will disappear as quickly as you took the shot.

Bartender: "What can I get you?"

John: "Gimme a Red Bull Vodka, two Jack and Cokes, and 6 Spiky Condoms."

Bartender: "..."

Spiky Condom by thehouss October 14, 2011

spiky poo 

The really painful shits that come out ure ass which feel like they have razor wire attached to them.

man 1: 'are u finished in there yet?'

man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'

spiky poo by Katie Muffins!!! December 22, 2005

spiky poop 

A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.

Oh my God! The spiky poop impaled Jorge! Run!

spiky poop by Mr. Ornelas September 14, 2017

Spiky Figgen 

The act of spiking one's hair, and using it either penetrate or rub against a woman's vagina.

Dale used all his hairgel giving a spiky figgen to that girl last night.

Spiky Figgen by Scaraban October 30, 2011

spiky 

(British English slang):

adj: a jagged person, that is at times hard to get a long with.

even if my dad is not usually spiky, he does become spiky when he feels like pissing me off.

spiky by Uncle Dimma September 27, 2013