spronkus my beloved
by SurprisedMrSeal April 14, 2022
Get the spronkus mug.Adj. Used to describe an object that is done with likeness to SpRoNKeY (see www.spronkey.com) or in a way that SpRoNKeY would do (an action)
Ball Kicker: "Heh, what a retardedly spronkish kick that was! It hit the post!"
Doctor: "You'll need some spronkish medicine for this wound."
Doctor: "You'll need some spronkish medicine for this wound."
by spronkey November 30, 2003
Get the spronkish mug.Sex with a cheap hooker in an even cheaper hotel room. Comes from the sound made by the mattress springs during sex.
"I met this hot chick at a party and an hour later we were doing the sproinkus in her parents' bed."
"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"
"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"
by draven1731 April 6, 2010
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Get the sproinkus mug.A sprongus is the word describing the exclamation that comes when one witnesses an animal with an unexpected hole.
by pp wolloy March 5, 2021
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Get the stronkus mug.Weird Gen-Z lingo for an endearing term given to a fictional character, similar to onglydoople, but usually reserved for fictional men.
Girl A: "Holy shit its him, its Skronkus. Skronkus. I love Skronkus"
Girl B: "I love him too, he's such a skronk."
Girl B: "I love him too, he's such a skronk."
by Mirage312 July 11, 2022
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