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spronkish 

Adj. Used to describe an object that is done with likeness to SpRoNKeY (see www.spronkey.com) or in a way that SpRoNKeY would do (an action)
Ball Kicker: "Heh, what a retardedly spronkish kick that was! It hit the post!"

Doctor: "You'll need some spronkish medicine for this wound."
spronkish by spronkey November 30, 2003
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sproinkus 

Sex with a cheap hooker in an even cheaper hotel room. Comes from the sound made by the mattress springs during sex.
"I met this hot chick at a party and an hour later we were doing the sproinkus in her parents' bed."

"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"
sproinkus by draven1731 April 6, 2010

sproinkus 

SPROINKUS is known to have a direct correlation with DINGUS.
Marijuana smoke has been found to contain dingus, which has been linked to sproinkus.
sproinkus by f. Gungal December 7, 2020

sprongus 

A sprongus is the word describing the exclamation that comes when one witnesses an animal with an unexpected hole.
'Oh jeez Tony! Is that a cow with a bloody hole in its side?'
'SpRonGUs!'
sprongus by pp wolloy March 5, 2021

stronkus 

Stronkus means strong but better
Me: Bro James is so Stronkus
stronkus by ILikeYourMother June 9, 2022

Skronkus 

Weird Gen-Z lingo for an endearing term given to a fictional character, similar to onglydoople, but usually reserved for fictional men.
Girl A: "Holy shit its him, its Skronkus. Skronkus. I love Skronkus"
Girl B: "I love him too, he's such a skronk."
Skronkus by Mirage312 July 11, 2022
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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