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sproinkus

Sex with a cheap hooker in an even cheaper hotel room. Comes from the sound made by the mattress springs during sex.

"I met this hot chick at a party and an hour later we were doing the sproinkus in her parents' bed."

"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"

by draven1731 April 6, 2010

Bob Barker

v. The result of trying to show off by fighting someone older and apparently weaker than you, but getting your ass whipped in the process.

n. The victim of such an attack

Frank got drunk and a homeless guy pulled a Bob Barker on him.

"Dude, next time you're gonna pull a Bob Barker, make sure he can't fight."

by draven1731 April 6, 2010