sprongus 

A sprongus is the word describing the exclamation that comes when one witnesses an animal with an unexpected hole.

'Oh jeez Tony! Is that a cow with a bloody hole in its side?'
'SpRonGUs!'

sprongus by pp wolloy March 5, 2021

spronkus 

r/196's mascot

usually seen with a trans flag and a gun that has an arrow labeling it

spronkus my beloved

spronkus by SurprisedMrSeal April 14, 2022

Spongussy 

Based on the term "subussy", a "spongussy" is using Spongebob as a substitute for a pussy. Typically used by JimmyHere fans, this is a common phrase to throw into any conversation.

Michael: "Damn bro look at that spongussy"
Aiden: "I regret becoming friends with you"

Spongussy by ComputerK May 9, 2022

Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle 

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.

It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!

Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007

Sprogus 

To liter porno all over public areas (schools, parks, and stores) out the car window.

John, Ben, and Steve will drive around and sprogus the middle school later tonight.

Sprogus by Steve Dub April 6, 2006

Scrongus 

an adequately electronic hedgehog

Hey, look at that Scrongus, haven't seen one of those in a while.

Scrongus by scrongus January 10, 2020

SpringUs 

A strangers dead skin and pubic hair found on a public toilet seat.

There was so much SpringUs on the seat! I was horrified.

SpringUs by Jrider August 21, 2019