sproinkus 

Sex with a cheap hooker in an even cheaper hotel room. Comes from the sound made by the mattress springs during sex.

"I met this hot chick at a party and an hour later we were doing the sproinkus in her parents' bed."

"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"

sproinkus by draven1731 April 6, 2010

sproinkus 

SPROINKUS is known to have a direct correlation with DINGUS.

Marijuana smoke has been found to contain dingus, which has been linked to sproinkus.

sproinkus by f. Gungal December 7, 2020

spoingus

An internet cat. When you look at it you will feel warm inside because of its very pleasing aesthetic. :)

I just saw a pic of spoingus cat, very nice! I feel happy now.

spoingus by dlashy April 9, 2021

spronkus 

r/196's mascot

usually seen with a trans flag and a gun that has an arrow labeling it

spronkus my beloved

spronkus by SurprisedMrSeal April 14, 2022

sprinkulate 

calculating how much to sprinkle.

I was cooking for larger than normal dinner party and had to sprinkulate how much salt to add to the dish.

sprinkulate by AfterMathis August 2, 2020

sploingus 

the god of everything. any mortal passing him will die in around 30 seconds max.

guy 1: man i sure do love sploingus

sploingus: أ ̢̢̛̛͍̫͍̥̖̣̖̪̰̤͈̈͌̈͑͒̆̎͜͜͝͠ن̴̢̛̠̮͔̘͍̣̼̦͓̦̩̗̖͐̅̓̎̓̋̿̍̊̾͝ا̵͚̺͚̱̽̈́͗͒̑͘ ̴̢̢̥͉̼̭̼̠̥̙̤̱̼͍͚͂أ̴̢̟̗͍̹̖̿̅̂̍̀̊͋ح̶̟̬̙̈́͛̽̀͆̀̍́͝͠ب ̛̣̥͕̦͉̼̙͎̽́̍͂͂̌̂͂́͗͗͛̕ͅك ̳̀ ̵̦̱̎̑̇̂̐̓̾͌̉́̑̔͒أ ̨̢̧̻̺̗͉̺̻̖͙̇̅̈̿̾ي̵̛̘̳̙̣͉͖̠̮̏̌̓̋̑͒͗͛̇̈́̑̚ض̵̵ً̡̡̳̗͚͖̭̼͚͔̳͉͓̙̟̰͇̈́̏̑̑͒̌͆̔̿̑͜͜͝ا̵̛̩̑͛͌̑͊̆̂̀ ̢̱̗̩̟̘͔̗̊̍̀̎̑̅͠ي̶̛͙̹̣͔̟̠̭̳̮͉̺͉͙̈̆̆͜͜ا̵̡̧̪̜̳̼̆͋̉̓̔͋ ̵̰̻̦̱͐͂͗̾̒͛̌ر̵̨̀̀̈̂͜ج̶̬̱̰̣͉̥̽͆̑̃̌͒̊̋͒̈́̊̈́̕ل̵̨͇̮̩͕̣͙̤͙̜̬̿͊͐́̉̀́̕͜ͅͅ ̴̢̢̡̛̯̰̺͖͙̆̽̀͌ͅو ̦͇́̔͋͋̽ا ͙̋͆̆͌̽͛̍̋͘ح̴̧̮̘̘̝̼̙͎͙̚͜د̴̝̝̖̭́̎̀

sploingus by narleniun June 11, 2022

Sprainus

An aliment caused by the passing of an abnormally large stool.

"Blimey! that was like crapping a melon! I think I've caused myself a sprainus”

Sprainus by Mr NT September 14, 2010