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Sex with a cheap hooker in an even cheaper hotel room. Comes from the sound made by the mattress springs during sex.
"I met this hot chick at a party and an hour later we were doing the sproinkus in her parents' bed."

"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"
by draven1731 April 06, 2010
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