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Shronkey 

Derived from the movie “Shrek”: ½ Shrek, ½ Donkey A burley no necked bald man that resembles and OGER and acts like a total ASS.
No wonder Josh only goes out with skankey hoes, he is such a Shronkey!

Shronkey by Grondinelli January 20, 2009
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Shronkey 

Definition: The sinful reminder that while your sins may be many, God's will always be greater.
Example:
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?

(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater
Shronkey by squashDefinesStuff September 28, 2019

shronkey 

like if shrek and donkey fuck and the kids is shronkey then
shronkey

Spronked 

To get fucked up, messed up, destroyed, or embarrassed in the sickest way by/in front of your group of assholes/friends.
You: *your friend knocks you out of the course in GTA*

Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!

You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*

Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!
Spronked by MTMS Shooked November 21, 2017

Stronkey Punch 

A variation of the Donkey Punch, in which a strap-on dildo is used.
Man, that bitch was so pissed, she stronkey punched me!
Stronkey Punch by Pezzmonster March 1, 2011
It is the "sped" and "monkey joined merged into one word.
ur such a sponkey bro
sponkey by sycloneeeee September 26, 2020