sprodfish

A miserable failure.

You're such a sprodfish.

sprodfish by Jeffrey R. Stone October 9, 2005

swordfish

A type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at Georgetown School of Medicine

"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.

swordfish by GtownMed2015 December 9, 2012

chocolate swordfish 

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

chocolate swordfish by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

swordfish

To recieve oral from someone while sat at a desk.
Coined as a reference to the movie Swordfish, where a hacker is given a blowjob while attempting to hack into a government computer, sat at a computer desk.

"I got my girlfriend to give me a Swordfish."
"Woah, you are my god!"
"That's right."

swordfish by Chris Done July 5, 2006

Swordfishing 

To run up on somebody from behind and penetrate their anus with your thumb.

Swordfishing- In dirty grandpa when papa shoves his thumb in grandsons ass during surprise attack.

Swordfishing by Taytaybeanbag April 8, 2017

SwordFish

Whenever a boy gets a boner in a pool or beach area, it is referred to as a swordfish.

*Girl in bikini walks by

Man I feel a swordfish coming on!

SwordFish by lochic February 19, 2011

Hungarian swordfish 

A fake fish that does'nt exist usually used to catch a lieing fisherman.

Victor: Oh man I've caught so many damn fish you name it I've caught it.
Lino: How about a Hungarian swordfish?
Victor: Oh yeah I caught one of those.

Hungarian swordfish by Jay are one August 27, 2011