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spoolfish 

a person who likes to spool other people (see geoffs definition) or a person who is stupid or immature and takes part in the disgusting act of spooling
Geoff yor such a spoolfish
spoolfish by Megarticus July 26, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
From the root "smoof." To behave as a Smoof would. Like a Squido. One can behave smoofish, but Squido is the one true Smoof. Smoofish is an attitude, a way of life, and more. It is a love of spuds, frogs, leezurds, crimenz, but a general dislike of the human population of earth.
You sure are acting smoofish today, you almost ran over that lady with her 8 annoying children!
smoofish by Spudness April 15, 2004
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Spoonish 

n. A person or thing which acts silly or or which makes silly mistake. a spoon
You are very spoonish/you are spoon
Spoonish by Beltysquidgehowler June 23, 2018

stootfish 

an unaware ugly girl that an attractive girl hangs out with to look better by comparison.
Yo, you see that hot blonde over there?

whoa, slow down poindexter, don't let her stootfish throw you. check her by herself and get back to me.

Stoolish 

Feculent, likened to the consistency, texture, color, odor of fecal material.
She's still draining something that is stoolish. -Doc in ICU
Stoolish by Dr. RR November 25, 2015
A rare contemplation of what you get when you mix Shari Sporn with Gary Fisher.
If Gary Fisher and Shari Sporn were to make babies we would refer to them as Spornfish.
spornfish by rachelRIOT! January 9, 2008
A miserable failure.
You're such a sprodfish.
sprodfish by Jeffrey R. Stone October 9, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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