A type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at Georgetown School of Medicine
"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.
by GtownMed2015 December 8, 2012
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To recieve oral from someone while sat at a desk.
Coined as a reference to the movie Swordfish, where a hacker is given a blowjob while attempting to hack into a government computer, sat at a computer desk.
"I got my girlfriend to give me a Swordfish."
"Woah, you are my god!"
"That's right."
by Chris Done July 5, 2006
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when some one jabs you in the stomach.

also known as a "tazer" to the stomach
1.jane: *jabs nick in the stomach* "sword fish!"
nick: "god dammit jane that hurt"

2. "that bitch just swordfished me"
by swordfisher January 12, 2012
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Profession. Expert computer hacker that is not only known by their friends, but also by major corporations as a "just in case". Has no loyalty to a person or corporation, but always has a price,i.e. works mostly freelance
Ivalina Rafael managed to hack into the IRS database and change my tax details. I now owe them nothing! That girls a swordfish!
by Big Daddy K April 11, 2006
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a lame movie starring halle berries tits
have you ever seen that movie halle berrys tits i mean swordfish ?
by maphive December 17, 2003
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The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.
One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period
by Wrecking Crew June 5, 2006
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A guy who gets drunk often, but only wants to hang out with other blokes.

A gay alcoholic.
'You don't want to go out to the club to find a girl, you would rather stay here like a swordfish and have a sausage fest.'
by -Penn December 17, 2009
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