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To run up on somebody from behind and penetrate their anus with your thumb.
Swordfishing- In dirty grandpa when papa shoves his thumb in grandsons ass during surprise attack.
by Taytaybeanbag April 08, 2017
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The act of sitting in a bathtub or other body of water with one of your bros and having an epic swordfight
I heard Evan and Andy went swordfishing last night to solve their differences, however it ended in tragic docking
by Doucheoon Mandic February 17, 2011
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1. The act of forcing pills up your penis, ejaculating them into a persons/animals body parts, and getting them high.
I spent the weekend out side the church, trying out my one liners and going for a spot of swordfishing with the religious kids.
by jaden hareb June 08, 2011
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a. The act or process of Mijas withdrawing, especially from something hazardous, formidable, or unpleasant by means of combat or coercive power by means of neck snapping and tuck-n-rolling out of a moving vehicle.
The Mijas are proficient in swordfishing.

Needletooth swordfished out of MarcoPolos police trooper.
by Snake Bitch February 14, 2011
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