sprocolate 

inserting a fruit or vegetable into yours or somebody else's genitalia

I'm going to sprocolate you

sprocolate by YourMom1995 July 31, 2011

Sprogulate 

The specified term of ejaculation on a four wheeled vehicle (buses are accepted), thus one centimeter cubed of sperm is bestowed upon a random amphibious creature (commonly a frog) proceeding through the selected location positioned in close proximity to the four wheeled vehicle.

Jack: Hey man, last night i saw a parked Lamborghini.
Fred: Did you sprogulate?
Jack: Sure did!
Fred: That's cool, I respect that.

Sprogulate by >YourMother< May 16, 2010

Shpocolate

The only known english word to rhyme with chocolate.

The only word that rhymes with chocolate is shpocolate.

Shpocolate by Mr. Softee and the jimmies August 21, 2009

stocolate charfish 

When you drink a whole box of Franzia wine and get so drunk that you want to lick your partners ass but you can't say it correctly to ask them so you just go ahead and lick it anyway.

I got so wasted that I stocolate charfished the old lady until she screamed in ecstasy.

stocolate charfish by Cheshire Woods Sickos May 2, 2009

Stroclate 

Pronounced straw-clit

1. A delicious type of milkshake created by combining Strawberry and Chocolate flavors.

2. A type of facial, aimed in the area of the eye.

1. Dude, let's go down to Dick's and grab a Stroclate!

2. I was with Genevieve last month in the back of the Buick, and totally gave her the Stroclate. She wears glasses now...

Stroclate by Mr. Magic 808 March 7, 2008

shmocolate 

a schmuck eating chocolate

George Bush is a shmocolate douchbag rumple fugly.

shmocolate by Large and In Charge January 19, 2008