shmocolate

a schmuck eating chocolate

George Bush is a shmocolate douchbag rumple fugly.

by Large and In Charge January 19, 2008

shokolate

Shokolate is like adding chocolate to an electrical sotrm!!!!

see "POWER THIRST" videos on youtube to see shokolate in action.

by bastiaanse January 20, 2008

sprocolate

inserting a fruit or vegetable into yours or somebody else's genitalia

I'm going to sprocolate you

by YourMom1995 July 31, 2011

shocklate

Extreme chocolate tasting energy drink. Its like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STOOOORM.

I drank a shocklate and made SO many babies. 300 BABIES!

by Bastardo January 2, 2009

Shpocolate

The only known english word to rhyme with chocolate.

The only word that rhymes with chocolate is shpocolate.

by Mr. Softee and the jimmies August 21, 2009

stocolate charfish

When you drink a whole box of Franzia wine and get so drunk that you want to lick your partners ass but you can't say it correctly to ask them so you just go ahead and lick it anyway.

I got so wasted that I stocolate charfished the old lady until she screamed in ecstasy.

by Cheshire Woods Sickos May 2, 2009

smockolate

A large, muumuu-like "outfit" that a female or male glutton dons in anticipation of binging on chocolate; an oversized garment (as shapeless as a painter's smock) designed to shield the wearer (or any good clothes currently on their person) from crumbs and stains resulting from sweet snacks that crumble or drip.

"Her white business suit remained unsoiled, despite the copious shards of errant Butterfinger crumbs falling from the wrapper of her afternoon snack, thanks to the impenetrable smockolate into which she changed before her chocolate bender."

by BunnyGirl89 October 8, 2008