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printernet 

Old people, or those who aren't tech savvy, that surf the web and then print out webpages so they can have them for reference are using the printernet.
I was using the printernet to find some new underwear, and my wife didn't like them when I showed her the pictures.
printernet by Bob_Lob_law November 23, 2015

Printerference 

When several people print to one printer in the office causing absolute chaos by mixing all of the documents up.
Has somebody picked my printing up? I'm missing pages 9,12 and 234? There seems to be some right fucking printerference going on round here.
Printerference by Mar© February 13, 2015

sprinternet 

The mobile internet used on sprint customers phones, know for its slow loading times and overall suckishness.
"Dude why is it taking you forever to do a google search" , " i have sprinternet" " dam that sucks"
sprinternet by raymaas August 17, 2009

printerception 

When in an office environment printing documents to a shared public printer and when you arrive your document is no longer there. It has been printercepted by another office worker.

Printerception: The act of knowingly or unknowingly removing another persons printed document from a shared public printer or copy machine.
Walking up to an empty printer Johnny realizes his print job is no longer there and screams out "WHO PRINTERCEPTED MY DOCUMENTS FROM THE COPY MACHINE?"

Printerception: The act of knowingly or unknowingly removing another persons printed document from a shared public printer or copy machine.
printerception by RFDarress JR December 6, 2018

pinterness, wuddlety, nup 

Essentially means no sense. It's an Australian kids term, where the first two words are obviously nonsense. See nup.
I will accept no pinterness, wuddlety, nup.

printered 

When somebody says owned innaproprietly, thus getting owned by everyone around them
''20 kills, ooooooooowned.'' *Short Silence* ''You only got 10.''

Everybody there: printered.
printered by Borrox February 18, 2009