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A super-sexy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.
Jack: How did you score that chick?
Jim: I unleashed my Esteban
Source: Esteban Valasquez, Hispanica
by Esteban Valasquez June 16, 2008
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A super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. He is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. He is often short (but sexy), has strong faith in God, and loves his mother. Alot.
Me: "I love you Esteban"

Esteban:"Like a best friend?"

Me: "...Sure."
by Kat7 November 24, 2010
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Esteban is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass. The hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT! . And an Esteban dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Esteban must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...
by mr.perfect193 April 13, 2011
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A super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. He is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. He is often short (but sexy), has strong faith in God, and loves his mother. Alot.
Me: "I love you Esteban"
Esteban:"Like a best friend?"
Me: "...Sure."
by EpicuteKat November 18, 2010
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A super-sexy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.
Jack: How did you score that chick?

Jim: I unleashed my Esteban
by Esteban Valasquez June 16, 2008
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Esteban is a cute and smart guy although you might not see it he has allot of expieriens and has an enormous dick he is strong but always trys to stay out of trouble he runs fast and learns to trust people

Once fallen inlove youl figure out how much u love him and you will never let go he has allot of respect and a good heart
Friend: my dog just died

Esteban:dont cry hes in a better place now
Friend: but i miss him so much

Esteban: i know how it feels.to lose some one but u gotta know he will always be in your heart and is some where undreamable

Esteban: do u understand
friend: yes thank you Esteban your a true friend
by levinator January 01, 2015
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