sprinks 

A precious pet name for one who is sprinkleishous and bootylishous. Comes from the word sprinkles and much combined together to form the word "sprinkmich."

Ownership of this pet name belongs to Jason, anyone who attempts to use this nickname will be hunt down and shot on site.

Dude #1: "I want a donut with frosting all over it."
Donut Lady: "Is that all sir?"
Dude #1: "No, wait I want it with sprinkles..huh... but not all over it."
Donut Lady: "Not all over it?"
Dude #1: "Yeah! huh Do ya got anything like that huh donut lady?"
Donut Lady: "Yeah, we just got some in. They're called sprinksmich for lunatics like you!"
Dude #2: "Woah, I'll have the same, that sounds AWSOME!"

sprinks by Bubba March 2, 2005

Sprinks 

Slang term for synthetic cannabis (spice,k2,fake weed)
It's called sprinks because you only need a sprinkle of k2 to get you high

"Hey man you got the sprinks? I'm trying to get a scary anxiety filled high for 15 mins"

Sprinks by Fuckingidkimstoned October 15, 2020

Sprinks 

To be a Sprinks implies that you have a very dark sense of humour, bordering on offensive. A Sprinks will have no issue with making the most inappropriate jokes in very sensitive situations.
You could say being a Sprinks means that you are someone who lives their life without a filter, Sprinks’ are people who pounce upon your insecurities and form a united front, engaging in ‘banter’ against anybody who attempts to enter the ‘Sprinks fold’.
The most important part of being a Sprinks is to remain loyal and dedicated to those they hold dear.

Any Jimmy Savile joke: “Seriously dude, there’s a time and a place for being a Sprinks”

Sprinks by Ronnie Beaker November 28, 2019

Sprinks 

When it’s sprinkling just a bit of rain. Common to the afternoon rains in Florida.

Dude we got some sprinks going on.

Man those sprinks ruined my bbq.

Sprinks by LaTort June 4, 2025

Bruce Springsteen 

Quite possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time who also happens to be a sublime showman that performs 3-4 hour long concerts as a senior citizen! A terrific musician overall.

Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!

Bruce Springsteen isn't called The Boss for nothing!

Bruce Springsteen by Soul_Driver October 4, 2019

sphincter sprinkler 

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack

yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.

sphincter sprinkler by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011

miami sprinkler 

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.

Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.

miami sprinkler by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014