A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"
American Born Chinese
Man, he ain't azn, he's ABC.
One of the few places in the world where dropping the soap can mean an automatic death sentence by AIDS
-infected penile injection up the ass.
I spent ten painful years in prison and my ass still hurts from the experience.
A guy who lives in his parents' basement.
I'm the greatest jedi who ever lived! (repost)
Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.
IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.
Menstruation, checking into the 'red roof inn'
Aunt Flow is in town this week.
dollars; specifically 100 dolars
Let me get 5 bills playa
January 22, 2004