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A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"
by bubba May 05, 2004

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American Born Chinese
Man, he ain't azn, he's ABC.
by Bubba May 31, 2002

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One of the few places in the world where dropping the soap can mean an automatic death sentence by AIDS-infected penile injection up the ass.
I spent ten painful years in prison and my ass still hurts from the experience.
by Bubba June 19, 2003

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A guy who lives in his parents' basement.
I'm the greatest jedi who ever lived! (repost)
by Bubba May 05, 2005

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Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.
IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.
by bubba May 05, 2004

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Menstruation, checking into the 'red roof inn'
Aunt Flow is in town this week.
by Bubba July 03, 2003

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dollars; specifically 100 dolars
Let me get 5 bills playa
by Bubba January 22, 2004

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