A psychiatric disorder that describes a person who shares or text messages you meaningless or delusional information while you are trying to do something productive.

1.) Your Spreitzophrenia is getting out of control and I think you need to think before you share any additional information.

2.) Your Spreitzophrenic texting is interfering with me getting my work accomplished.

Spreitzophrenia by Adiplomate September 5, 2012

Spewtum

The amalgam of semen, otherwise known as spew, and retcum juice, otherwise known as booty juice, created from highly pleasurable and orgasmic anal sex.

Roger drilled his girlfriend's ass and post orgasm, enjoyed watching the outward flow of spewtum.

Spewtum by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

shrewted

to mess up in a bad way

derived from andy bernard of the office

i'm sorry Michael i totally shrewted up back there

shrewted by zazy z December 22, 2010

screwtnooo

The act of being an extreme hypocrite. Someone who goes against something and speaks bad of it, but then does the most extreme version of that thing they went directly against.

“Hey did u see Jerry over there he is such a screwtnooo.”
“Really, what did he do?”
“He was taking a walk and saw some kid beating another kid with a stick and told the boy that he should never hit anyone like that for any reason, and then he got a lead pipe and started to beat the kid.

screwtnooo by Big Boi Mr Overfeild November 10, 2019

Spewtamize

The act of regurgitating the contents of one's stomach onto the anus and/or anal rim of another as lubrification before performing sodomy (fudge packing).

1. "Pierre's ass felt sore after Sunny spewtamized in it"
2. Marguerite was jealous while watching two hunks spewtamizing in each other.
3. Sunny and Pierre feel hungry after spewtamizing lovingly in each other (co-spewtamization).

Spewtamize by WhirlingDong September 2, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026