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screwton 

A term used by engineers to allocate their hate for Sir Isaac Newton. If newton never lived our lives would be a lot easier. Because of that bastard we are forced to do work till 3am every night. A cross between screw and newton.

1 screwton = 3.569E^-5 (pa*Wb*m*V*kg)/(rad*s*ohm*mm Hg)^(e^ln(0))
"Man engineering sucks, screw newton"

"Yeah...screwton"
screwton by morningview March 25, 2008
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screwton 

A footon that is used for having drex(drunken sex).
Baby you lookin mighty fine tonight, how bout we have some drex on the screwton.
screwton by primerib July 21, 2003

screwston 

city of dank, syrup city, old H-Town HOUSTON TEXAS
screwston by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Screwston 

N.
Houston Texas!
Birth & Restin place of the WORLD changin DJ Screw!!! (RIP)

Original CITY OF KRUNK!

Home of an assortment of ORIGINAL words & terms which started here.. in SCREWSTON, Plexus

(Krunk, what it do, holdin PLEX Throwed, ya heard me, throwed in the game, Blowed, Swangin, Choppin Blades, Block Bleedin', all gravy, jazzy, Already, Hater, ballin outta control, Man Hold Up and many other words n terms)
man hold up, I done swung that there SCREWSTON PLEXUS and got throwed n blowed! we done bleed the block n got pulled over by them haters on westhiemer. Them boys was holdin plex cuz i was swangin 4 lanes & them blades were choppin on the Burb', ya heard me? but its all gravy, ol gurl i was with was Jazzy tho.. i was like " what it do mama, wanna get krunk?" she was like " already!"
Screwston by DuckSauce713 December 4, 2003

Screwston 

another name 4 Houston, Texas
Screwston by Liz-A July 7, 2007

screwtnooo 

The act of being an extreme hypocrite. Someone who goes against something and speaks bad of it, but then does the most extreme version of that thing they went directly against.
Hey did u see Jerry over there he is such a screwtnooo.”
“Really, what did he do?”
“He was taking a walk and saw some kid beating another kid with a stick and told the boy that he should never hit anyone like that for any reason, and then he got a lead pipe and started to beat the kid.
screwtnooo by Big Boi Mr Overfeild November 10, 2019

screwston 

City of Syrup
screwston by Skinner September 9, 2003