Spreckoning 

A lame word meaning talking (only used by losers and people that have no friends)

tyler: hey so I was spreckoning last night
canegirl: wow did you rly use that word? I'm not gonna be friends with you anymore

Spreckoning by moodyjames August 29, 2009

spreckoning 

to chat or speak in a casual manner

Tyler and Paul are spreckoning about today's events.

spreckoning by canegirl11 August 25, 2009

shrekoning 

When the mighty Ogrelord Shrek returns to judge all who do not preserve their layers.

Humans have layers. Shrek's shrock pleasures your layers. If you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. Eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the Shrekoning is among us.

shrekoning by Shrek is love6969696969696969 March 5, 2014

Shrekoning 

A calculation related to and/or benifiting the Ogrelord, Shrek.

"According to my shrekoning, the onions are close." Said Joe

Shrekoning by The Internep February 22, 2015

Shrekoning 

When the ogre lord returns from his long journeys. It is also known as "Shrek day". It takes place in April 22nd which is the released date for Shrek.

"Shrek has returned, happy Shrekoning"

Shrekoning by Random Derp July 9, 2015

The Shrekoning 

Once only a humble Internet meme, The Shrekoning now defines the transcendence of one's mind to a new plane of existence to live in the Holy Swamp of our Lord Shrek.

Once Jason was found worthy, he was prepared for The Shrekoning.

The Shrekoning by Spherical_Josh July 30, 2017

Shrekoning 

The day on which Shrek decides who is Shreked and who is left alive.

The day of your Shrekoning has arrived, Kai.

Shrekoning by Kaitlyn Jenner November 20, 2016