spreadjob 

It’s where a boy and a girl mate by spreading both of their legs up like open scissors on the ground and both push into each other so their leg cavs are touching while both legs are spread out on each side fucking each other by going back and fourth on there asses.

I think me and my girl want a spreadjob but I don’t think my legs are that flexible, I guess she will have to teach me.

spreadjob by XxXPuS$YSLaYER9000XxX April 16, 2021

spreadable buttery ballsack 

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.

damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

spreadable buttery ballsack by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009

Spreadlocks 

1. Term for the pubic hair pattern one expects to find upon the disrobing of a girl met in the parking lot of Bonnaroo; implying a laissez faire approach to certain aspects of personal hygiene. 2. Semi-derogatory term for a female one might identify as "granola" that implies she is an easy mark for promiscuity, and therefore not as desirable.

1. We were having some fun in her van, but it ended when I got a snoot full of her spreadlocks
2. We might as well smoke this now, he's in the tent with 'ole spreadlocks.

Spreadlocks by NippleDriver June 18, 2011

Spreadborough 

An English last name that means a growing town or city.

When I got married my last name changed to Spreadborough.

Spreadborough by crysboro October 12, 2008

Screamjob 

A rare and exciting variation of Fellatio in which the administer screams as loud as possible while doing the deed. This creates an extra vibration sensation for the receiver. Frequently referred to as a "Screamer"

"BLARP BLARP BLARP BLARP"

Tracy: What the hell is that noise?

Ted: Oh, thats just Judy giving Chris a nice and loud Screamjob.

Screamjob by Hexus_525 January 17, 2009

spreadable

word used to describe an ugly, unattractive person. A development of the term BUTTERS for the intention of preventing the person in question from realising you are infact slagging them off to their face.

the development of the word:
butterS...butter...lurpak spreadable... spreadable.

spreadable ...your mum's rather SPREADABLE, don't you agree?

spreadable by hmriw August 1, 2008

spreadable ham 

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

spreadable ham by sk8Trs July 4, 2020