(onomatopoeia)
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.
2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.
3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.
4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.
2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.
3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.
4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. "I thought you put your cat on a diet. She still seems a bit blarpish."
2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"
2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"
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from the movie "Lost in Space" a little creature later in the movie makes the noise.
from the movie "Lost in Space" a little creature later in the movie makes the noise.
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The day between Sunday and Monday that nobody talks about. An extra day of the weekend acknowledging no work and responsibility.
on Sunday Person 1: Sigh, I'm not ready to go back to work tomorrow. Person 2: you don't have to, tomorrow is blarp day, that extra day between Sunday and Monday.
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by JT April 16, 2005
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