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Screamjob

A rare and exciting variation of Fellatio in which the administer screams as loud as possible while doing the deed. This creates an extra vibration sensation for the receiver. Frequently referred to as a "Screamer"
"BLARP BLARP BLARP BLARP"

Tracy: What the hell is that noise?

Ted: Oh, thats just Judy giving Chris a nice and loud Screamjob.
by Hexus_525 January 17, 2009
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Screamjob

The act of screaming while giving a blowjob, resulting in a muffled screaming sound.
"Man, I got the best screamjob last night."
by Spaghett February 18, 2009
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ukulele screamo

One of the most accurate ways of describing twenty one pilots' music, although they really don't have a genre. It is a mix of screaming/screamo and ukulele playing.

If you would like an example, listen to the albums Vessel and Blurryface or any acoustic version on YouTube. They will bless your ears.
How would you describe tøp's music?
Ukulele screamo.
by sitinsilence October 2, 2016
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Ukulele screamo

It's called ukulele screamo and it's art
by LunarSolarium November 9, 2016
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Water Temple Screwjob

1) The point in the water temple where link comes across a locked door with no small key on hand and must back track through the entire temple to find the key, most notable time when TV screens and controllers get broken.

2) A rare occurrence where link uses a small key on the wrong door and cannot access the last small key leaving the player to restart the temple or worse the entire game. This is also known as the Mega Water Temple Screwjob.
"Hey did you get the water medallion yet?"

"No man I got to the last door and found out I didn't have the last key to unlock it, so I threw my game away."

"Aww sounds like you experienced the Water Temple Screwjob."
by suicine December 9, 2009
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La Mancha Screwjob

When you give a Weezer fan a drunken blowjob while listening and crying to Pinkerton, wishing Weezer would return to their old sound
“Man,,, Mary gave me such a wild La Mancha Screwjob last night

“Blue is better than Pinkerton dude”
by cuomonnoli October 27, 2017
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Ukulele Screamo

A genre only known to fans of Twenty Øne Piløts and the lead singer, Tyjo Joseph, and his fren Jish Dun-shine. If you wish to preform this mystical genre all you need is an in- tune ukulele and the vocal chords of a gracefully dying cat. Your welcome.
“How does he do that?” Sarah says, a non-intellectual she is.
“it’s called Ukulele Screamo, Sarah, can you spell it,” Jaiden says.
Get out of here with your riverdale references!” Shouts a uncultered bafoon from the distance.
by Spøöky.j May 26, 2018
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