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Spread Them Cheeks 

A slang often used to

1. To have someone actually spread their ass cheeks to be fucked
2. As an insult
3. When someone fucking destroys you in warzone
Guy 1: YO BRO SPREAD THEM CHEEKS
Guy 2: You are not even good at the game bro
Spread Them Cheeks by Whirooo February 22, 2021

spread them cheeks like butter 

when thy is in intercourse with a female and dedicates his time to spread thy women's legs to insert the buttery cock into thy woman
bro talking to other bro: "bro last night i totally spread them cheeks like butter"

Spread them cheeks boy 

The action of spreading someones buttocks.

Typically done before sexual intercourse.
Tyrone told Little Jesus 'Spread them cheeks boy'

Spreadthemix

to spread a mixture on an object
Spreadthemix on a tortilla.
Spreadthemix by graybon February 6, 2023

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026