spread eags

having a woman's legs partitioned to their full capacity, generally in a sexual context; short for spread eagle

My best friend's mom was waiting for me on the couch, completely nude and spread eags, as if she was about to give birth.

spread eags by bassmastamike May 10, 2009

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Spreadeagle Jr

Narcissistic asshole, who only cares about himself and nobody else.. drinks, drugs and bxtches are his mains ;)

Ugh! Look over there.. yikes it's Spreadeagle Jr

Spreadeagle Jr by Addela May 19, 2018

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Spreadeagle

The supple act of a female performing a handstand, then subsequently parting her legs whilst receiving cunnilingus.

She told me she was a gymnast, and it took the ol' spreadeagle to convince me.

Spreadeagle by IndieG-Boy August 11, 2020

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Spreadeagle

Daily roueteine to do after loggong on 4chan and eating to many bowls of kelog cereal and frozen desserts. Sit up and excersise the mind

Guy: spreadeagle
Guy 2: didnt committe

Spreadeagle by Sir likes alot January 16, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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