IndieG-Boy's definitions

Spreadeagle

The supple act of a female performing a handstand, then subsequently parting her legs whilst receiving cunnilingus.

She told me she was a gymnast, and it took the ol' spreadeagle to convince me.

by IndieG-Boy August 11, 2020

Rear it's ugly head

A commonly misused phrase.

- Someone so ugly, that at the sight of them, you want to shove their head up their rear-end to prevent you from being sick.

Bloody hell! Look at the state of Brendan's face. We should definitely rear it's ugly head...

by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020

Jawndice

When your jaw is so big it gives you liver failure

Are Brendan's eyes yellow? Must be the Jawndice setting in...

by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020

Minjita

The codeword used for your Asian Ex-Girlfriend who turned lesbian rather than continue to sleep with you.

Did you know, Brendan's Ex-Girlfriend is called Minjita?

by IndieG-Boy January 20, 2020

Pubic Centimeters

The metric for pubic hair coverage

Brendan has 40 pubic centimeters coverage. I think he's a quarter Hungarian.

by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020