Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

schlick schlick spray spray

To masturbate; to "fap".

*Sees Scarlett Johansson*
schlick schlick spray spray

by Eckersley July 30, 2016

spray spray

Axe Body Spray... In Locker Rooms, When You Spray Your Axe People Sorround You And Want To Use Your Axe! Also Known As. "Smell Good"

-sprrayyyyys-

yo Dawg, Lemme Get A Hold Of Dat Spray Spray!!

Or

Mhmmm, Gimme Some Of That Smell Good!!

by PopYACOLLA July 16, 2008

spray shits

Shit that comes out of your asshole with the same speed and consistency of any aerosol spray.

I've got some mean spray shits today.

by Stumanji July 15, 2011

Spray Sack

A thin layer of skin that forms over your asshole and as you shit it continues to spill into the skin forming a sack. Once the sack fills and can no longer handle the weight of the waste, it forms tiny holes that then spray... everywhere.

shouldn't have eaten those jalepenos. now my spray sacks gonna be extra large.

by SACKYMONKEY October 5, 2010

Stray Spray

A seemingly random phenomenon where urine does not go where a male is aiming for it to go. Can occur when skin surrounding the urethra sticks together causing a side stream alongside the main stream of pee. It usually clears itself after a couple of seconds into the urination process, but can cause quite a mess before it does.

My wife'll kill me if I don't clean up all that stray spray I left all over the toilet seat.

by Polamalu27 July 5, 2011

spray stool

A form of explosive diarrhea that literally sprays the inside of your toilet bowl in a thin layer of brown.

I cannot make it to work today, I got spray stool again.

by Johann Doe December 18, 2018